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Wonderful words from Zhu De Yong 朱德庸語錄

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Monday, February 09, 2009

Not sure if you ever read his comics, I used to read it some years ago when I was "young". Some of his words are really funny but true! I try to translate a few in case you cannot read chinese:

- the so called regret, is the feeling after you kill someone or get married.

- every guy would like to have an affair, so that they can have a feeling of start a new life
- p/s 50% of the guys would like to start many new lifes.

- in the guys dictionary, the most important word is "sex"; in the girls dictionary, the most important word is "beauty"; if you combine the two dictionarys, you can find nothing.

- the different between friendship and love is bed.

- the married girls dislike single girls, because they always create "trouble";
- the married guys dislike single guys, because they are too happy.

The rest you read it yourself....

** 男人婚前不可能搞懂女人,等婚後搞懂也已經來不及了

** 夫妻之間一定要保持百分之二十的欺騙,才能維繫住百分之百的婚姻

** 女人為了了解男人,必須付出慘痛的代價,但當女人了解男人後,就會發現男人其實不值得那個代價

** 暫時的迷戀,有時會成為永久的傷痛,或--- 婚姻

** 戀愛很冒險,結婚很危險

** 沒有永久的快樂,所以,沒有永遠的愛情

** 已婚的女人敵視單身女人,是因為她們太會作怪
** 已婚的男人鄙視單身男人,是因為他們太快樂了

** 情人總是會分手,只不過變成夫妻後會慢一點

** 友情和愛情到底有什麼差別? 其實只是一張床的差別

** 男人有千萬種,女人只討厭一種,就是對自己沒興趣的那種

** 男人的字典裡最重要的一個字:性, 女人的字典裡最重要的一個字:美,
** 當這兩本字典合在一起以後,你什麼字也查不到


** 每個男人都希望一生中能擁有一個情婦,因為他們需要有再活一次的感覺
** PS:可惜至少有百分之五十的男人想要再活很多次


** 所謂天堂,就是所有的女人都在,只有老婆不在的地方
** 所謂自由,就是一個男人獨居時所擁有的東西(也是女人不結婚時擁有的東西吧!)
** 所謂懊悔,就是殺人或嫁人後,會產生的一種東西


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Dogs as model

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Sunday, February 08, 2009

We have seen many dogs movie, but they can be model too. When they are wearing, they are so cute!

I remember also got one Dog in girls school uniform.

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Only in Malaysia Part 3 - Shopping shopping

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Saturday, February 07, 2009

This is the last part of this series of "Only in Malaysia". Hope everyone enjoy, and seriously, no offense. I seriously think that Malaysian are more creative than Singaporean. At least they manaage to survive under any circumferences, else protection from goverment. So lets see what they are doing while shopping.

Do you see the one in the middle! That is the best!


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Only in Malaysia Part 2 - Things you never see

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Friday, February 06, 2009

Continue from yesterday, here got a super funny one, the first one. Take a look. Frankly speaking, I don't know what is the 2nd one, but the 3rd one is special. How can a sign board upside down.

Anyone want the "live" fish?


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6 guys "do" with a 15-year old boy

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Thursday, February 05, 2009

I can't imagine such thing can happen in Singapore, it is reported in Zaobao that 6 guys are being arrested because they do something that is not in natural with a 15-year old boy. My godness, this is disgusting. Disgusting because they do with a boy. If not a boy, also disgusting, because is 15-year old. If is adult also disgusting, because 6 to 1. Really sick.


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Only in Malaysia Part 1 - Special washroom

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Thursday, February 05, 2009

I am going to start a 3-day series on "Only in Malaysia". But I want to say first, no offense, these are just for laught, hope everyone enjoy. So lets take a look at these two special toilet. The first one got a drink menu right besides the toilet bowl, maybe let you think about what to drink to compensate for what you lose in your business. In the next one, a toilet that can only pee, but not poo.

More funny to come tomorrow, I promise you, you never see that before.


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Singapore girl Jessica Gomes famous overnight with her body painting photos

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Jessica Gomes, mother is Singapore Chinese, father is Portugues, becomes famous overnight due to her body painting photos for the magaizine Sports Illustrated. This is a series on bikini, but instead of wearing the real bikini, they draw the bikini on her.

Below is the video:

Of course she is not the only girl....

For more of Jessica Gomes and other models' photos, visit Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit. But how to remove? Need plenty of makeup removal!

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She likes to expose at China tourist attractions - Part II

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Continue from yesterday, here is another 6 photos. You can see that sometimes she is 暗笑. Many people ask for source, I am sorry, I get this from email, so I don't know where is the source. If I know the source, I always show you.

But if she knows the photos will end up in internet, she won't be albe to smile.


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She likes to expose at China tourist attractions - Part I

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Monday, February 02, 2009

This mainland girl is a strange one, she travels around China, and like to expose herself and take some naughty photos in the public. Always you can see there are someone else at the background, not sure if any others in front of her besides the camera man. Don't know what the fun by doing so. Exciting?


Second batch of her photos tomorrow.

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He is pilot and he also a professional ballet dancer

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Sunday, February 01, 2009

In this episode of "I guess" 我猜,once again they invite 2 young girls and 1 hot mom with 3 kids and over 40 years old, and let you guess who is the mom. However, unlike the previous case, this round they show up to the breast and let you guess. To be frank, even you see the fulll person, you do not know who is the hot mom. You don't believe? Take a look...

So which of the above is hot mom? To me, I just know definitely the 2nd (in the middle in white) is not. The other two in black both can be mom. To know the answer... see the video..


Actually the first one is the mom. Then in this episode, there is also this pilot, guess what, he is also a professional ballet dancer.

Below is his performance:


Actually, do find that a bit disgusting to have a guy dance ballet? Especially if he is not a slim one. In the same day, they also invite some school flowers from Taiwan universities. Watch it yourself, just continue from the youtube, nowsaday youtube organize those show in a very proper manner.

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