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Can you pass these tests?

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Friday, September 11, 2009

This claims to be a real neurological test. Sit comfortably and be calm.
這是一項很準確的神經系統試驗. 請先坐好放輕鬆點.

1. Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
在下面找出 C ,只用眼睛,不要用鼠標輔助。

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2. If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
如果你找到 C ,現在找出 6 。

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3. Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult...
現在找出 N ,這會比較困難....

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Can you find them? At least I can...

Don't forget the Full Comex 2009 Price Lists and Brochures Listing.

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Sexy Waitress - Girl in Blue

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Thursday, September 10, 2009

Seems like this restaurant only has these 4 sexy waitress....

Maybe the word "only" is a bit misleading, as one is enough to bring good business, not to mention 4.


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Sexy Waitress - Girls in Black

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Here are two waitress in black. Not sure is that the design of her dress, or really so low cut.

Tomorrow will have last waitress in blue.

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Sexy Waitress - Girl in White

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Tuesday, September 08, 2009

I am sure, after seeing this, sure you will ask where is this restaurant, as you will be there on next day... Unfortunately, I do not know...

There are total 3 waitress.


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New Budget Airline Air Crews

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Monday, September 07, 2009

Which airline is this? I doubt anyone dare to take it anymore, even free....
Rest assure, sure just some joke.... If free of charge, I don't mind taking.... Check out for the lastest budget airline promotions...


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Some Management lessons....managing For Dummies

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Sunday, September 06, 2009

Received this 5 minutes management course...... very interesting and meaningful.

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.



Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone..

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.



Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..


Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE


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Miss Fifty - Part 2

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Friday, September 04, 2009

If you think that they are nothing.. maybe when you see the last photo here, you will wow...

Cannot be 50, I think......


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Singapore Poly Teen, Christine, 'sells' self online - ads + blog url

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Thursday, September 03, 2009

As reported in The Star and Straits Times, there is a 19-YEAR-OLD polytechnic student in Singapore has gone online to 'sell' herself in a bid to raise money for her mother's medical treatment.

This is her advertisement at ST701:


It writes:

Seller Information
Username pinkychristine
Full Name christine
Mobile +65-827316xx
Country Singapore

Hi guys..im Christine 19f chinese from a local polytechnic.

Im searching for a sugar d4ddy (preferably below 40) as my family is having a huge financial issue currently.

In the mean time i do also provide freelance service.

If you are REALLY sincere and interested, please leave me a message me via my profile.

You can message me and view my profile on my website for more details about my services and vital stats.

Sorry, please understand I do not entertain emails.

My profile website is http://xxxxxxxxxxxx

If you can't see my profile it means you need to register an account. (Search for my username christine08 after getting the account)

And if you think its a hassle then i guess you are not sincere or serious enough.

And her blog at http://helpchristine.blogspot.com/ (go the site on your own risk) . And in fact, just a page below, nothing else....

I think just someone attract people to click on the link just try to earn money.

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Miss Fifty - Part 1

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under on Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Not sure if they are really 50 year-old, if yes, really amazing, how they manage to maintain so well....

Somehow I feel like I saw these somewhere, could it be I posted it before? Maybe.. or maybe someone post it before.....

BUT do remember to check out the lastest update of Juciest Post.

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The guy with "fierce gf" is a RICH guy!

Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore under , on Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Still remember the videos few days ago, a "fierce" girlfriend that hit her boyfriend hard. In fact, reported in the news, the guy is a rich guy, stay in condo, is a well-known property agent director. He is just 41 year-old, with over 100 agents under him. And guess what, the girl is 20 years younger than him!!!! And used to be his ex-colleague that always dressed sexy in the office.

友人透露,野蛮女友目前约21岁,两年前在男友的房地产公司担任柜台服务员,但由于爱穿低胸装,打扮过于性感,人事部屡劝不听,结果她没有通过试用期就离开公司了。

Looks like I am really too 38...... but it is really interesting the story. But seems like the guy loves her a lot.....


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